But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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