it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
