who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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