did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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