He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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