zippers are such a cool invention
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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