its not stalking. its research.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
