You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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