D3 body, D1 cock
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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