Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just cropdusted the office
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
How's work?
Spinning.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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