you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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