he shaved USA in his pubs
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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