Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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