this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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