Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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