nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
