i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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