Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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