I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
