do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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