with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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