Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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