Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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