this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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