butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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