she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
All the doctor said was why
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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