I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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