Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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