Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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