dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Just cropdusted the office
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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