I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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