Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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