haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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