i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
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