I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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