You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
