**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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