We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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