5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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