Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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