I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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