My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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