at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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