I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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