Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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