I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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