do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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