You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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