is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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