# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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