420 ftw
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Randomize
